Title: A Matter of Sex
Fandom: High School Musical
Characters: Mrs. Danforth, Chad, mentions of pre- Chad/Ryan
Genre: pretty much gen
Word Count: 273
Rating: PG
Warning: pre-slash, mentioned het, and a wee bit of teen pregnancy
Disclaimer: HSM belongs to Disney and Peter Barsocchini
Author's Notes: inspired by my personal fanon that Tracie Thoms/one of her characters must somehow be related to Chad Danforth. However, since she'll be 33 in August... Tah-dah, plot bunny! Concrit welcomed.
Summary: Her freshman year, she fell in love with Duncan Finley.

Dear New!Who authors:

I <3 Nine/Rose. Really, I do. But...

Rose is not the only love The Doctor's ever had. It's an old rant, I know, but having a new relationship does not invalidate all old relationships. Yeah, The Doctor can love Rose, she can change his life even (guy just got out of a Time War, I'd say a hot cheerful 19 year old might be just what he needs), but theirs is NOT the love to shake the ages, invalidating all loves before and after.

Oh, and when they have sex, it doesn't have to be psychic sex. Really. As far as I'm aware, people do not need to be in each other's minds to have hot sex/be in love.

And, just as a side note, am I not looking hard enough, or are there just not enough "The Doctor doesn't have human genitalia" fics? Maybe it's because I used to hang out in the Smallville fandom, but I could really use some "The Doctor has two dicks or a vagina or tentacles or a dick that at least doesn't look human" fics.

Let's get some things straight: I love The Fifth Element. Really, truly, it is one of my favorite movies and I adore watching it. However, what I do not enjoy is the fact that certain other people who seem to love it too choose to abuse it so badly.

STOP IT. SERIOUSLY. You cannot take Character X and give him all of Bruce Willis's lines and Character Y and give her all of Mila Jovovich's lines and call it an homage or a retelling or whatever. I'm seen this done with InuYasha/Kagome, Jack/Ianto, and probably something else that I can't remember. When you have Jack/InuYasha saying everything Bruce Willis said, all you have is John Barrowman/a 500+ year old dog demon playing Corbin Dallas.

Oh, and this: "Yes I know some of the speech for Ianto is not correct and this was another really visual thing which is really hard to do. So sorry" does not make me want to read more.

Minor irritant, J&W fandom, but irksome every time I see it:

I know not everyone sees Fry and Laurie when they see the characters, but I also know that a lot of people do, as well, and it's a little bothersome to keep running across stories where Bertie is looking up at Jeeves/leaning up to kiss him/marveling at his height, etc. Stephen Fry is, according to IMDB, 6' 4½" (1.94 m). Hugh Laurie is  6' 2½" (1.89 m). Let me tell you, as someone who is within 3 inches in height with most of her friends, a two inch gap is rarely going to be noticeable in day-to-day life. I know Jeeves is very impressive and looms and has a great presence and all that jazz, but really. It's 2 inches. Please to be not conforming to the idea that one must be "the smaller man," okay?

My first fanmix... hopefully this works...

Medium: Television/Fanfic
Fandom: House MD/ naughtybookworm's Desperadoes universe
Subject: David House
Title: dadde
Warnings: allusion to child abuse, some of the files are wma not mp3
Notes: I'm a horrible reviewer, so naughtybookworm doesn't even know how much I adore this series yet (I know, I know, shame on me), but seriously, David House is one of my favorite child OCs. If the fandom's having a slow day, there's a significant chance I'll reread these stories.
I’ve included quotes from the fanfics, but really, most of these aren’t meant to match specific moments. They’re supposed to match feelings in the stories as a whole.

Title: Secret Society
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato, mentions of Ianto/Jack and Tosh/Owen
Genre: humor? angst? I dunno
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Warning: slash, het, inspired by 2x04, Meat, but no actual spoilers
Disclaimer: Torchwood belongs to Russell T Davies and various other British people
Author's Notes: unrelated to my ficlets100 challenges
Summary: Ianto and Tosh are thinking of starting a club

Quote: “I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.” – Groucho Marx

Challenge table #2 for ficlets100. I'm signing up for only the first 25 for now.

Fandom: Torchwood

Title: The Journey from Spencer to Shawn
Fandom: Psych
Characters: Lassiter/Shawn
Genre: a bit of Angst, a bit of Fluff
Prompt: 1sentence challenge; set theme Beta
Word Count: 3,300 - my longest fic to date
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, a wee bit of swearing
Disclaimer: Psych belongs to Steve Franks and various other people at the USA Network
Author's Notes: Well, I've learned that MS Word will put green squigglies underneath any sentence over 60 words... ;) Any references I made that might be very a little vague have links with them
Fic is unbetaed, concrit is always welcome (although, remember, I did have to play fast and lose with the grammar rules to make some of these into "sentences")
Summary: 50 snapshots of a relationship becoming a relationship

Quote: “All we see of someone at any moment is a snapshot of their life, there in riches or poverty, in joy or despair. Snapshots don't show the million decisions that led to that moment.” – Richard Bach

Please comment and credit if you take anything. Blank icons are only bases if you comment and ask me.

[8] The Dark Knight
[16] Fillmore!
[7] Jackie Chan Adventures
[4] Codename: Kids Next Door Quotes
[8] My Name Is Earl Quotes
[9] Twilight - Natalie Portman as Alice

Title: Crazy
Fandom: Harry Potter Series
Characters: Sirius/Luna
Genre: slight Angst
Prompt: None, although it was inspired by my friend Maegan
Word Count: 843
Rating: PG
Warning: het, adult/teen relationship, slight AU (see author's summary), spoilers through OotP
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and various other people/companies who didn't write/come up with anything and just make crappy toys
Author's Notes: I'd never considered this pairing, but my friend Maegan got the idea stuck in my head. The fic can be taken as friendship or romance - I don't care how you look at it.

Quote: "I feel afraid and I call your name/I love your voice and your dance insane/I hear your words and I know your pain."

My friend sent me this, and I took the shorter ones to put on icons (I don't know how to make icons where the text/picture changes):